What we actually want in a movie:Female lead: *shoots 7 people dead in the forehead from ~150 ft away* Male lead: where did you learn to do that? Female lead: Four older brothers, you learn a few things :) Male lead: They taught you to shoot? Female lead: What? No, they were jackasses, so I used them as target practice.
dude: i love girls that go natural!! *shows me a pic of a girl who’s wearing a full-coverage foundation with subtle contour, non-dramatic false lashes, matte nude eyeshadow and a nude lipstick*
